Captain Malcolm Reynolds in 1x01 Serenity

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tokenduelist:

sulkylass:

this one looks like it’s plotting something really evil

We kill the Zubatman.

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inothernews:

sportspage:

davidfuternick:

sbnation:

The cutest video of the day: Dodgers pitcher Hyun-Jin Ryu playing catch with a young fan.

DEUCE!!!

Dammit, I love baseball.

Take me out to the ballgame.  TAKE ME OUT TO THE AWWWWWW.

helioscentrifuge:

memewhore:

I literally said, “WHAAAAT THE…..????”

he just DOESNT REACT AT ALL???„„???????

mmonger:

icarusmask:

littlemotherfucker:

viktorserket:

asksweetstalker:

ask-vendorman:

askswagslender:

sinfulnekorose:

icicle-frost:

meexart:

causeallidoisdance:

connormpreg:

littlemotherfucker:

iwwantyourglub:

makararousal:

theladystache:

yeah. here you go Tumblr.

I wonder when people will start shipping them.

i wwish i could get some sexy anons i got mostly cute ones

dont get me wwrong i lovve em just

dat sexy anon

hater/creepy otp

otp. also shipped sexy with loud just because babies

OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

AHAHAHA

OMG I couldn’t help it XD

nope I’m done. so done

TUMBLR YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ME START DRAWING ANON COUPLES FUCKING STOP ASOIDFJAWE OMFG

^^ THIS ^^ 

I have my new art project…

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OMG OMG OMG I’m hyper ventilating fromthis ohjegusjkegjnkrefjhioktrjiokrtjmnoiphbjrmtoik

you guy’s are forgetting other potential ships here!

i love you Tumblr way too much to be healthy

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randommomentsdevida:

miluthekitty:

I lol’d.

cranquis:

(with apologies to Eileen Christelow)

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and hurt his head,

The mama called the doctor, and the doctor said,

“No more monkeys jumping on the bed!”

Then…

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and hurt his head,

The mama called the doctor, and the doctor said,

“Seriously? Another one within an hour? Let’s talk about basic home safety.”

Then… 

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and hurt his head,

The mama called the doctor, and the doctor said,

“This is getting ridiculous, it’s 1 am, why are your children still awake?”

Then… 

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and hurt his head,

The mama called the doctor, and the doctor said,

“OK NOW I AM SERIOUS, PUT THE MATTRESS ON THE FLOOR OR SOMETHING!”

But… 

One little monkey jumping on the bed,

She fell off and hurt her head,

The mama called the doctor, and the doctor said,

“sigh… have you ever heard about Munchausen by Proxy?”

(Check out the musical version, with monkey sound effects by Mrs. Cranquis and me!)

This sounds so adorableeee!!! But I’m now convinced that Cranquis is a Monkey King who leads a legion of zombies. 

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striderfeels:

jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle 

and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*

and then i’m all

SURPRISE KARKAT

nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION

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gailsimone:

 Early ventriloquists and their dummies.

Why, no, nothing creepy about ventriloquists at ALL.

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